My Biography
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At 1733 hours, on March 1st, 1987, KJ Forrest came screaming into this world. According to all accounts, she didn't stop screaming constantly and crying non-stop until the mid-nineties, by which time she had all ready earned herself a reputation as a "freak" and a "weirdo" by her school classmates.
The first few years of her life were not remarkable (actually none of it is remarkable, but this part she can't really remember). Then when she was finally carried over her father's shoulder, loudly protesting, to school for her first day, her life changed. Although it took her a very long time to settle into her new occupation as an student, she coped well with her school work and developed a love for all things academic.
Her school career up until she left High School last year was very much the same - receiving praise and excellent grades from her teachers thanks to her hard work, diligence and intelligence, but mockery and rejection from her peers, from much the same reason (plus a bit because she was overweight and liked Star Trek).
Finally the pressure of coping with an academic carrer and the vicious social world that is High School became too much for KJ. In September 2002 she quit school altogether to continue her education at home. She is now studying by correspondance/distance learning courses to finish high school. She plans to later attend university and become the typical eccentric professor.
In her spare time KJ enjoys photographing weird things that she sees; filling out questionnaires with phoney information; reading long & complicated books; clicking her fingers; drinking Pepsi Max and eating white chocolate & raspberry cookies; watching really old films; making huge databases of anything and everything; and getting good grades. She also spends a lot of time on the internet.
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